Thursday, 9 May 2013

Telephone conversation with my unborn child!!



Part 1
The beginning..............
grin grin,grin grin...phone rings...

Me: hello who’s this?
Caller: daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,its me ur son
Me: hmnn hello,son ke i neva born na
Son: its me unborn child.
Me: oh not again..wat is it this time?
Son: wetin colour ni..wats is delaying you na..Time is going n me im getting impatient o...so do quick, before  we use force on you
Me:oba iya e..is it me u’re  threatening, hen ?kai i wish u were here i would have shown u shege,.....imbroglio, obnoxious element!
Son:u can finish all English in the oxford dictionary na u sabi, just be fast  jo, see uncle Albani have married now n i know his wife is preggy
Me: hen hen  wat if Tunji is married, radio heaven na u put the belle dier....gbeborun
Son:see what ure doing is not fair o.....u think u can be enjoying alone abi...2day takwa bay,2moro suntan beach,cinema here n dier..its high time u convert the money u use in buying harp to pampers o..i almost forget sef..i wont ever forgive u for making me miss grandma’s 70th birthday.bad guy.Even that so called uncle Newbie sef..till i see dat one sha na one on one discussion..
Me: don’t forgive mi na...infact if u don’t switch to another person,i will put u up for adoption with this ur loud mouth.
Son: hehehehheehhhhehehe.....dont go there at all,no even think am.we are your to love n cherish till death do us apart. Nonsense..except say na Angelina Jolie n Bradd Pitt go adopt us sha i no go mind.
Me:fool,Bradd Pitt ko baba Suwe ni..n by the way who are the ‘we’?
Son: shebi i was telling u the last time i called u were feinting network failure,we are Triplets n im the only boy..the ring leader sorry the eldest.
Me..wat,hello helooo
Son: cuts in......no just bring dat pattern again o..i can hear u loud n clear.no think am..olojoro daddy
Me :ok..see between me n u are u serious?
Son: yes na..u na superman na
Me: hmnnn,see this is not funny o..with the situation of ths country..to raise one child sef na die..i know how many bottles of Gulder it cost Flo in buying Eva’s pampers even Ammo sef have to quit stout because of Esperanza’s needs.talk to ur siblings na ,make una do am one after the other
Son:psheew..one by one ko..one one leg ni...by the way which kain name be espereanzi abi peperanzi....make i even warn u now no try wan do like your paddy dem give mi one yeye name o.
U dey hear now..so talk to the others me, i have to hook up with ma crew we wanna go hunt for them shorties,hehehehe..u c i’m tryn so hard to be an AFINNI in all ways.*winks*
Me: give the fone to them
Son:okies
*Phone exchanges hands n the girls came online *
Girls:daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

***************to be continued*******************






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