Part
1
The
beginning..............
grin grin,grin grin...phone rings...
Me:
hello who’s this?
Caller:
daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,its me ur son
Me: hmnn
hello,son ke i neva born na
Son: its
me unborn child.
Me: oh
not again..wat is it this time?
Son:
wetin colour ni..wats is delaying you na..Time is going n me im getting
impatient o...so do quick, before we use
force on you
Me:oba
iya e..is it me u’re threatening, hen
?kai i wish u were here i would have shown u shege,.....imbroglio, obnoxious
element!
Son:u
can finish all English in the oxford dictionary na u sabi, just be fast jo, see uncle Albani have married now n i
know his wife is preggy
Me:
hen hen wat if Tunji is married, radio
heaven na u put the belle dier....gbeborun
Son:see
what ure doing is not fair o.....u think u can be enjoying alone abi...2day
takwa bay,2moro suntan beach,cinema here n dier..its high time u convert the
money u use in buying harp to pampers o..i almost forget sef..i wont ever
forgive u for making me miss grandma’s 70th birthday.bad guy.Even
that so called uncle Newbie sef..till i see dat one sha na one on one
discussion..
Me:
don’t forgive mi na...infact if u don’t switch to another person,i will put u
up for adoption with this ur loud mouth.
Son:
hehehehheehhhhehehe.....dont go there at all,no even think am.we are your to
love n cherish till death do us apart. Nonsense..except say na Angelina Jolie n
Bradd Pitt go adopt us sha i no go mind.
Me:fool,Bradd
Pitt ko baba Suwe ni..n by the way who are the ‘we’?
Son:
shebi i was telling u the last time i called u were feinting network failure,we
are Triplets n im the only boy..the ring leader sorry the eldest.
Me..wat,hello
helooo
Son:
cuts in......no just bring dat pattern again o..i can hear u loud n clear.no
think am..olojoro daddy
Me
:ok..see between me n u are u serious?
Son:
yes na..u na superman na
Me:
hmnnn,see this is not funny o..with the situation of ths country..to raise one
child sef na die..i know how many bottles of Gulder it cost Flo in buying Eva’s
pampers even Ammo sef have to quit stout because of Esperanza’s needs.talk to
ur siblings na ,make una do am one after the other
Son:psheew..one
by one ko..one one leg ni...by the way which kain name be espereanzi abi
peperanzi....make i even warn u now no try wan do like your paddy dem give mi
one yeye name o.
U dey
hear now..so talk to the others me, i have to hook up with ma crew we wanna go
hunt for them shorties,hehehehe..u c i’m tryn so hard to be an AFINNI in all
ways.*winks*
Me:
give the fone to them
Son:okies
*Phone
exchanges hands n the girls came online *
Girls:daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
***************to
be continued*******************
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