Hello,Mr Death.

                                             

                                                  "tribute to my fallen heroes"

    To begin with, i am going to write to you in capital letters, why ?because you do things strangely so my ways with you will be strange. yeah strange. see before you start to gloat, note that i am not here to beg you, patronize you nor plead for myself ,my family or my friends. i have come to tell you a something very important, yet simple to understand. i believe you have heard this quote before ”WHAT YOU SOW,IS WHAT YOU REAP”  isnt it?

now listen and listen good, because right now i am really angry at you..so for the sake of peace listen good and if you like repent and change your ways, if you like do otherwise..it’s your damn choice, my own is just that ”WHAT YOU SOW IS WHAT YOU REAP”

you see, while i was growing up i kind of think you were a nice person because i was naïve and use to associate you name with parties and merriment…but now i know better!!

but still, i won’t claim i know you well or be on a first name basis with you, because people only meet you once. the first time it dawned on me that you are a very very bad guy was on the  23^rd of november 1991,guess what you did? you took my dad,my mentor,my hero  my guy, my mumsie’s sweetheart away…then i wrote you a letter in my mind i begged, cried, pleaded, promise you my meat during lunch break, told you i won’t  play pranks with mr amosu, mrs onabanjo, and mr tano nor hang out with shola bejide, femi daodu and rilwan layode again….but like you always do,you turned deaf ears. shio!! well that’s the worst you can do,isnt it? you  cannot, i repeat you cannot wipe his memory from my brain.you get that!!

so why am i angry? the truth is you have become too popular, i hear your name and i shudder and you are too partial…im beginning to think you are a nigerian and you accept bribe. yes you accept bribe if not why would you kill oga musa and leave jona, ib*,o*j and others.

im angry because you hate it when people are doing something meaningful with their lives…if not, why did you kill richard  olakunle tobun  some months to his wedding, why did you snuff out life out of pesu kuton at his prime,why did you take koye haastrup, dafe, aminu, raheem, segun and away when they are just starting to enjoy life,why did you take monsoor alawiye away? not forgetting evelyn obiekhena,you cut their lives short right in their prime.

why did you lay you hands on mrs amosu,just when wole made up his mind to give mommy, her first grandchild

 a beautiful granddaughter? tell me why? you never allowed yele to taste grandma’s tasty pastries.

yes i am angry at you because you cause people pains, anguish and suffering. you visited the homes of the adeniji and snached  lanre away, what were you looking for in the honfo’s household that mary sessi caught your eyes, several years ago..you caused my dear friend olu oke pain,you made pambobo weep and you brought tears to my eyes when you sneaked in and stole iya ayo from us….seriously you are a very bad guy.

i am angry because recently you brought grief upon nigeria as a nation, ….im sure you  lost count on how many souls your wicked self took away in one single day…boko haram upnorth,accident on lagos -ibadan expressway  and dana airplane crash all in one day….if you were not biased why didn’t you crash the other plane that took of from the presidential wing of mm1 that had that woman that misfire on board?

i wont let you gloat over your achievements so i will stop here…but let me ask you this.  where do you take you new acquaintance to?i heard from grapevines that it is heaven or hell.some peeps say you hang out with them for some time before you return them to earth in difrent forms

now that i have told why i am angry with,i present to you my preposition. take note this is not negotiable.so this is what you have to do for me:

firstly i do not want to see you coming..not even from a feet away..just take me in my sleep. no advance warning via any terminal disease, no suffering.

secondly, when i finally get to met you, i want my going away to be celebrated, i want it to be at a time when my absence cause no one any grief.

so guy, i believe you got my message and i also want to believe you understand me well. so i will be seeing you like 90years from now. but before then before you make any new friend i implore you to watch out for grey hairs…original o, not premature like my friend wale adedotun or fake like terry g’s own. i look forward to meeting you but seek for appointment in the next 80years surely  i will gladly grant you an audience.

be good.